Hippies

Hippie, as defined by Dictionary.com:
"A person, esp. of the lat 1960's, who rejected established institutions and values and sought spontaneity, direct personal relations expressing love, and expanded consciousness expressed externally in the wearing of casual folksy clothing, and of beads, headbands, used garments, etc."

Today I came across a video that depicts the true nature of hippies: People that roam the Earth looking for nothing better to do than cry over something that doesn't directly affect anyone, and then whine about the injustice at hand to a bunch of other hippies. This in turn creates a never ending circle of whining, crying hippies, and nothing ever gets done to avenge the supposed wrongdoing.
Why dont they grab themselves by the ball sack (or most likely dime-sack in this case), focus their efforts, and actually get something done? Because they are too busy not taking showers, not shaving, and giving each other fagtastic names like Rainbow and Sunshine.
I realize most of the people participating in the hippie ritual shown in the following video probably dropped a little too much of Owsley's finest back in the day and cant help themselves, but seriously... what the fuck?



I also came across a somewhat related video which appears to have something to do with hot bi-sexual babes and a large tree-dude who suffers from premature ejaculation. Enjoy!




"I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about 'protectin' the earth' and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets - I hate 'em! I wanna kick 'em in the nuts!"
-Eric Cartman